El trago de la semana

Drink of the week

Como una cortecia de Coqueta-as a bartender

I would like to dedicate and prepare this drink to my dear friend La China in memory of Sapito (RIP), who took a one way ticket to el Carajo, that is in Guaynabicha’s City. Let’s celebrate! Celebremos!

El Toilet

1.5 oz of Vodka

1 or 2 drops (gotas) of blue curacao

Raising (pasas) to float - para que floten

This can be strain for shots but I prefer to do it in a bowl and share it with straws.

(Esto se puede colar en vasos de shots pero prefiero ponerlo en un envase amplio y compartirlo con sorbetos para ver las pasitas flotar.)

This drink is ideal for: Flunking a test, your “police academy test”, “med school or dentist school test”, “army or marines test” or whatever. Also for those nasty break-ups, (when your boyfriend breaks up with you via a chat, or email), death of your pet gold-fish, your girl left you for your best friend, you find out your boyfriend is married, “you are not the dad”, “he is gay”, you name the terrible, incredible situation.

(Este trago es ideal para: Cuando te cuelgas en un examen, tu examen de la “academia de la policia”, “escuela de medicina o dentista”, “examen del army o los marines”, o lo que sea. Tambien para esos rompimientos asquerosos, (cuando tu novio termina contigo por medio de un chat o un e-mail), la muerte de tu pez-gold, tu novia te dejo por tu mejor amigo, descubres que tu novio es casado, “tu no eres el padre”, “el es gay”, cual sea la situacion terrible o increible)

If the event is messing with your mind, memorized it with a nice floating bowl, drink it and forget about it. Shit happens!!!

(Si el evento esta ‘descojo...” tu mente, memoralizalo con una buena flota, tomatelo y olvidalo. “Hay que joderse”.

Coqueta