Nice Christmas Story LOL

From Chiquis:

HAVING MOM OVER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Wilka, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Wilka, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Wilka than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Wilka and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Wilka came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: ___________________________________________________________ Dear Mom,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian

___________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: ___________________________________________________________

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Wilka. I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Wilka. But the fact remains that if Wilka is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY

- NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER-