Dedicado a dos papisongos que uno por casado y el otro por joven, no les he metido mano...ja,ja,ja.
Para Coco y Pepe con todo mi amor.
Your GirlFriends -vs- Your Mother:
Your Girl: Tells you not to do something stupid when drunk, or will leave you as soon as she feels embarrassed.
Your Mother: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught, will pay for the taxi-home and will get your ass under the shower. She will embarrass you with her friends the next morning.
Your Girl: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and no trouble is created.
Your Mother: Knows some wild shit will happen, and will have her lawyer and bond money ready, and her digital camera too.
Your Girl: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Your Mother: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but... that shit was fun, thank you for inviting me, now call your brother to get us out of here, if he brings a camera I’ll kick his ass”
Your Girl: Cry with you.
Your Mother: laugh at you and tell you to put some suck it up. Don’t forget who you are boy! Now resolve it.
Your Girl: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Your Mother: No matter how expensive your stuff is, it won’t ever match the day she gave birth to you (8lb), so suck it up and don’t even try to get it.
Your Girl: Will be happy to know that after all, that night you left her alone, it was for a one night stand and not for someone serious.
Your Mother: Will never forget if she is left one night standing, no matter who you were with, serious or not.
Your Girl: Know a few things about you.
Your Mother: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. She stills have you first year book and all the crap from school since you were a boy.
Your Girl: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Your Mother: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass and will stand with you no matter what.
Your Girl: Would knock on your door.
Your Mother: Have the keys to your place, knows when to show up and knows all your needs.
Your Girl: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Your Mother: No bouncer will mess around with you at the end of the night because your mother had a deal already.
Your Girl: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and is sorry you couldn't come to buy what she wanted.
Your mother: Will share her last dollar with you, drag you along, and will handle you her free drinks all night.
Your Girl: Will take your drink away when she thinks you've had enough.
Your Mother: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit mother%^&$@*!!!! I’m the designated driver anyways”
Your Girl: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Your Mother: Can't begin to remember who owes who money. She still helps you pay your college loans.
Your Girl: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Your Mother: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later"okay, just one more!" and so on for the whole night and will ask you; “okay who’s going to call your brother for the ride home?”
Your Girl: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Your Mother: Will knock them the Fuck out and talk shit, at the sametime!!
Your Girl: Will tell you "She'd take a bullet for you."
Para Coco y Pepe con todo mi amor.
Your GirlFriends -vs- Your Mother:
Your Girl: Tells you not to do something stupid when drunk, or will leave you as soon as she feels embarrassed.
Your Mother: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught, will pay for the taxi-home and will get your ass under the shower. She will embarrass you with her friends the next morning.
Your Girl: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and no trouble is created.
Your Mother: Knows some wild shit will happen, and will have her lawyer and bond money ready, and her digital camera too.
Your Girl: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.Your Mother: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but... that shit was fun, thank you for inviting me, now call your brother to get us out of here, if he brings a camera I’ll kick his ass”
Your Girl: Cry with you.
Your Mother: laugh at you and tell you to put some suck it up. Don’t forget who you are boy! Now resolve it.
Your Girl: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Your Mother: No matter how expensive your stuff is, it won’t ever match the day she gave birth to you (8lb), so suck it up and don’t even try to get it.
Your Girl: Will be happy to know that after all, that night you left her alone, it was for a one night stand and not for someone serious.
Your Mother: Will never forget if she is left one night standing, no matter who you were with, serious or not.
Your Girl: Know a few things about you.
Your Mother: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. She stills have you first year book and all the crap from school since you were a boy.
Your Girl: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Your Mother: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass and will stand with you no matter what.
Your Girl: Would knock on your door.
Your Mother: Have the keys to your place, knows when to show up and knows all your needs.
Your Girl: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Your Mother: No bouncer will mess around with you at the end of the night because your mother had a deal already.
Your Girl: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and is sorry you couldn't come to buy what she wanted.
Your mother: Will share her last dollar with you, drag you along, and will handle you her free drinks all night.
Your Girl: Will take your drink away when she thinks you've had enough.
Your Mother: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit mother%^&$@*!!!! I’m the designated driver anyways”
Your Girl: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Your Mother: Can't begin to remember who owes who money. She still helps you pay your college loans.
Your Girl: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Your Mother: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later"okay, just one more!" and so on for the whole night and will ask you; “okay who’s going to call your brother for the ride home?”
Your Girl: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Your Mother: Will knock them the Fuck out and talk shit, at the sametime!!
Your Girl: Will tell you "She'd take a bullet for you."
Your Mother: Will actually take a bullet for you, but instead, will shoot a bullet for you.Your Girl: Will think this is very stupid.
Your Mother: Don’t give a fuck about others opinion.
SUCK IT UP AND WEEPA!
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